Random blahness

Sorry for the inexcusable absence from the blog, but Taipei is far more overwhelming than expected.  

I have gained a few unwanted extra pounds,

sore overworked limbs and am always worrying about being friggin constipated. 

Not too sure how much time it may take

to catch up on an extreme lack of sleep especially with the

weekend round the corner.

however, am pledging to post more often

 with plenty of Spring/Summer inspiration to rejoice as i

embrace the hot yet cool weather...

xoxo

e

Greetings

merry christmas

first of all i would like to wish everybody a blessed Christmas

filled with joy, love and laughter

and all things good

after all, tis the season to be jolly

sadly this is not the case for me, not that i want to be a killjoy

on this happy day

but anyway, anyhow

maybe a long nap and i mean really long

would hold more promises than what i’m going through now

as we all know, i’ve been out of the clubbing circuit

for quite some time now

so last night was quite invigorating

or refreshing as i attended Su Wen’s birthday bash

it certainly brought back alot of memories

days when i frequented pubs and what nots almost every weekend

anyway moving on swiftly

i want to thank all of those who made this Christmas a better day

and to the bad people, get out of my life

and if Santa really exists (no harm thinking he does)

all i want for Christmas is

or maybe are

#1

a jumbo Chanel with gold hardware

#2

a trip for two to either Paris or Maldives

or

#3

a walk-in wardrobe

#4

a true friend

#5

a pair of Loubie boots

 

#6

truckload of accessories

#6

ferragagamo heels

#7

a toy poodle i call my own

#8

gorgeous hair like this

#9

 heavenly bed

#10

my last want is for Fifi to live real real long

so we can accompany each other

even in old age

that completes my Christmas wants

who says it has to materialize?

it is just a top ten list that i compiled out of boredom

going to the beach

*looking up at the sky, don’t rain on my parade

get the pun? nemind

ciao

e

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It's fuckall time

again!!

another month has passed without noticing it

considering that i'm always complaining that time is stagnant

especially when i am bumming around

most of the time

and even though i muck around mostly

i still have to pay bills

absurd innit?

i've managed to curb myself from online shopping

the parcels are not coming in anymore

(i miss mr postman)

cut down on most things that require money

and i still get letters from banks

i don't remember signing for anything lately

but then that could be just part of my deteriorating memory bank

and in an effort to save moolah

i've even switched to Digi for unlimited data use for my BB

mind boggling

no

i'm not gonna post up my bills

but there are shitloads of them trust me

i'm thinking of selling my car

since i don't use it very often, sounds like a good plan??

maybe i would, just maybe

okla okla

it is not as bad as i portray it to be

but for a jobless person

it does get pretty upsetting lo when these bills arrive

nemind

slow and steady

i will get those bills sussed out

besides i already cleared alot - like two to three cards

imma make a new resolution now

note to self: stop using future money or borrowed credit

put a reminder everyday for the rest of the year

i really gotta start saving for my trip to Taiwan

i hate window shopping

eh but hor, like since i started to save money

i actually have become quite spendthrift/frugal sth like that

just not KIAM SIAP ok?

O.o btw

of the pile of letters i have on my table

there is actually one that i like

Maybank has sent me a note reminding me to collect my new card

hehhehe

i hope they didnt make it too nice

then i'd find it too irresistable

hence the shopping habit will auto start again

loloxxxx

wattodo wattodo

e

Just for laughs

A rabbit was hopping through the forest when he came upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit said,"Giraffe, don't do drugs. Come, run with me through the forest."The giraffe looked at the rabbit, then at the joint. He dropped the joint and ran off with the rabbit.

 

They came upon an elephant snorting cocaine. The rabbit said,"Elephant, don't do drugs. Come, run with us through the forest."The elephant looked at his razor blade and mirror, tossed them away and began running with the rabbit and giraffe.

Then came across a lion about to shoot up. The rabbit said the same . He put down the needle and started to beat the living daylights out of the rabbit.

Horrified, the giraffe and elephant asked,"Lion, why are you doing this? He was only trying to help you."

The lion answered,"This little fucker? He makes me run around the forest like a fucking idiot every time he's on ecstasy..

Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone

Control freak vs Couldn't care less

who would you choose

a boyfriend who is a

control freak or one who couldn't care less?

let me tell you something

when you are faced with a question like that

and you have no choice but to pick one

the grass is always greener on the other side

A control freak is someone

that has to have total control over you

the people you can/cannot see

things you can/can't do

how you present yourself

etiquette, clothes, shoes and even how you wear your hair

he must have a say in every aspect of your miserable life

some would envy those who have a bf like that

because to them it means he cares and loves you lots

and they'd kill to have someone like that

to feel smothered with love

never having to choose or decide

because your path is paved

all you have to do is sit back and enjoy the ride

now for those who've been suffocated like that

would love to have freedom

that's where Mr. Couldn't care less comes in

he doesn't question where you go

what you do

you're like a dove and you soar beyond the horizon

because you are spoilt for choices

Having Mr CCL means you have to be a tough cookie

knowing what it is that you are actually doing

because he wouldn't give two hoots about you getting into shit

it is all very mature

and please, forget about being emotional cause

it doesn't mean anything to him

so there you go

you have the pros and cons

and you don't have a in-between

because life sucks and nobody is perfect

there is, however, another way around this

you stay single and you just mingle

no strings attached

no strings attached... hmmm sounds great

until you see everyone around you starting to tie the knot

pushing babies around in strollers

not being able to watch movies cause

everyone is too busy with what they are doing

doesn't sound that perfect anymore does it?

life is a bitch

so deal with it

ifeelsick

e

Lame but worth a few laughs

A school girl says, "Mummy i know where babies come from!"

Mum replies, "From where sweetie?"

Girl: "Man and woman take their clothes off and man's thingy sort of sticks out and woman puts it in her mouth and sucks it, that's how you get babies."

Shaking her head, Mum says," Oh darling, that's so sweet but that's not how we get babies. That's how we get flowers, jewelry, clothes, chocolates and all expensive items."

HurHur

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Source: Olivia

All about nothing

is when your life is as mundane as mine

you think so??

of course it is what you choose it to be

at this moment i favor silence over chaotic

loosely speaking that would be "happening" la

more and more i am spending most of my time at home

reading, sleeping, contemplating and procrastinating

all of which, but one, is not good for me

and you!!

life has not always been like this

i'm still waiting for that day

the day when pigs fly

and sparrows swim .....

ok enough whining, i know i'm pessimistic

what about you?

oh btw it is that time of the year again
when all ethnic music performers from all parts of the world
congregate at Camp Permai
to bring us
a helluva good night filled with great music

be there or be square!!
p/s: after four straight years, imma give it a pass this year

here's proof!!! lololol

2006

2007

2008

General Warning

Quitting smoking now greatly reduces serious risks to your health

doobidooba

2009

exit light, enter night

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La dee fucken dar

i've been absent alot lately

not because i want to but i've been tied up with things

and when i say things that really means nothing

guess i'm just plain lazy

besides i am at my fattest

so no camwhoring until i reach my target

could take a year

could take forever

it all depends how much effort and moolah i put in

effort=jogging, exercise la la la u get it

moolah=slimming center

in fact i think i have done everything it takes to make me a size 1 again

tried all the home exercises i could do

been to the gym 

jogging at reservoir park only to have a bastard breaking in

and took bb's wallet and the new phone i got him

my poor LV wallet and E72

so under the circumstances ~ a series of unfortunate events

 i decided to take the easier route to slimniness

T H I N S P I R A T I O N

to date i have already spent 4digits worth of slimming courses

i think this is one of the longest episode of being chubby

i've always been quite successful when it comes to fasting hehe

this is more than just shedding off the kgs

its the medication that i'm on which has side effects such as weight gain

in the long run

and yours truly has been taking them since end 2008

but as i gradually make progress

professor Hussain says its time to wean off those medicine

and see if my situation would stabilize -----> eeks i hate that word

i've not asked for anything in my life

but this time, i'm looking up for some motivation

i thank you first

i is GRATEFUL if you could turn back the time

and i'd skip that medicine pronto

on a separate note

i scribbled in fb that online shopping is really taking off in Msia

though a latecomer, it, like other developed countries

is going through a phase

of online shopping, yes feel the euphoria right in your hands

they work miracles

and i thought only bouquets of flowers were able to

put a smile on my face

today i got another parcel, my bracelet yay****

day before yesterday i had to go to Pending to collect my other parcel

and yesterday i received a note from Poslaju

another parcel.... woowee

and here are the people at Poslaju

sweet people

u'd be surprised

if i could start all over again

i'd like to be a postman, see that genuine happy smile i can bring to ppl

not forever lah, just one day

but i guess i'll melt and faint on scorching hot days

speaking of parcels

i think i might have another parcel or two with them

is lunch time a good time to go?

alrite mebbe later then

oh ya, before i scoot off

let's find a chubbier piccha of me

just for laughs

N O T I N A M I L L I O N Y E A R S

haha
nola, will la will la
just not today

to end this
try saying
SHOE SECTION 5X before you go
:)

hashbu-q
e

boring

boring boring

boring

boring boring

hmmph

silence is golden

wish i'd be paid being bored

e

What ♥♥♥♥ is ♥♥♥♥ L O V E ?

What Love is....

Learn to love the people who are with you at present.
Forget the people in the past and thank them for hurting you,
which led you to love the people you have right now.

When you love someone,
you’ll do crazy things you can’t explain,
you’ll deny the truth and believe in lies.
When you love someone,
you sacrifice, give everything you've got and don’t think twice.
You risk it all no matter what.

Everything in life is temporary because everything changes.
That is why it takes courage to love,
knowing it might end anytime…
having faith will make it last.

Friends are not the one who laugh when you laugh and cry when you cry.
They are the ones who make you laugh and stop you from crying.

Love is the feeling we fall in and out of,
and every time we fall off,
we learn to hold on tighter…
hoping that next time, we may never have to let go.

They say when love knocks at your door, open it.
But do you know that sometimes love enters through the back door,
and before you begin to notice it, it’s on it’s way out.

Have you ever loved only to let it go?..
Have you ever hated someone and loved him so?..
Have you ever missed someone so bad it made you cry?..
Have you ever seen someone left alone without knowing why? ..

True: Lucky is the man who wins the first love of a woman
but luckier is the woman who wins the last love of a man.

Love is not the right word to say when you feel guilty
nor the right word to say when you like a person
but love really matters when we share our thoughts, our minds, and our hearts…

Life has a way of changing things but not the joy that friendship brings,
for friendship is like the shining moon,
makes each night a brighter one.

Love is not for beauty or color of the skin,
but for a heart that is loyal within,
for beauty fades and the skin would grow old,
but a heart that is loyal will never turn cold.

If someone hurts you, betrays you, or breaks your heart,
forgive them for they have helped you learn about trust
and the importance of being cautious to whom you open your heart.

A love is easy to feel, so hard to explain;
so easy to get, so hard to let go;
so easy to spell, so hard to define…
and yet everyone is still taking the risk.

That’s love !

We are all a little weird and life’s a little weird,
and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
we join up with them and fall in love in mutual weirdness and call it LOVE!

Never be afraid to fall in love.
It may hurt a lot,
it may give you aches and pain,
but if you don’t follow your heart;
in the end you will cry even more
for not giving love a chance.

Don’t run ahead of God.
Let Him direct your steps.
He has plans and He has His time.
God’s clock is never one minute early
nor one minute late.
It's always strikes right on time.

If someone loves you, love them back,
not only because they love you,
but also because they are teaching you to love
and opening your heart and eyes to things you have never seen or felt without them.

The past is meant to be used as a tool for the future.
Bad experiences indeed make you bitter
but the lessons learned should make you better.

On letting go:
it hurts to see someone you love happy with somebody else;
but wouldn’t it hurt you more to see that person unhappy…with you?

When you find arms that will hold you at your weakest,
eyes that will see you at your ugliest,
lips that will kiss you in both instances,
and a heart that will love you at your worst,
then you have found true love.

Someday, someone might come into your life
and love you in a way you always wanted.

If your someday was yesterday.. LEARN
If your someday is tomorrow.. HOPE
If your someday is today.. CHERISH

So what do you think?

men are always condemning women for no reasons in particular

and it is high time for women to defend themselves

like if they see bad driving

to them, it's gotta be a woman

never the men

it is like they think they are of another, far more superior species

kid you not

it's just another inflated ego of theirs

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got this from my email

thought i'd share it with everyone, particularly the girls ;)

lolol men, just take it with a pinch of salt

what is the difference btw men and puppies?

puppies grow up

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Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

because they are

*************

What do men have in common with ceramic tiles

Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever

*************

if you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit ground first?

who cares?

*************

What did God say after he created man?

I can do better than this! and then he created women!!

*************

What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO

I don't know, I've never seen either

*************

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

a) no mind b) no business

*************

Why did Moses wander in the dessert for 40 years?

Because even back then men wouldn't ask for direction

*************

What is the difference between men and pigs?

Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..

*************

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying

The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intentions of driving

*************

What do you do with a man who thinks he is God's gift?

Exchange him

*************

Why do men like smart women?

Opposites attract!!

Having gone through these main points

tell me you don't agree with me

hugs-a bugs

e

Club culture vs. Movie culture

the last time i went clubbing or pub hoppin were some donkey years ago

I'm not even sure if i have any clubbing kakis anymore

spent most of my Friday and Saturday nights dancing the night away 

Do i miss it, some of you may wonder

Answer is yes i do, but that doesn't mean i'm at home doing nothing

let's just say my weekends are still occupied

but has mellowed down substantially

So what have i been up to lately

Good question

Over the past nine months since October

it has been movies movies movies

so much i decided to count all of them

the number of movie stubs i have can be nothing short of awesomeness (got such word?)

the bf is a movieholic

ok it is unfair to push the blame to him

so maybe i'm ageing and my peers are mostly married with children

ok lets not waste time and list out the movies i have watched

1. 
   
   Murderer
2. 
   
   Orphan
3. 
   
   Pisau Cukur
4. 
   
   Tong Men
5. 
   
   Phobia
6. 
   
   Surrogate
7. 
   
   Mulan
8. 
   
   Couple Retreat
9. 
   
   This is it (2x)
10. 
    
    Jennifer's Body
11. 
    
    Ninja Assasin
12. 
    
    Quarantine
13. 
    
    Law Abiding Citizen
14. 
    
    Inglorious Bastards
15. 
    
    Feng Yun
16. 
    
    Accident
17. 
    
    Sherlock Holmes
18. 
    
    Twilight
19. 
    
    Santau
20. 
    
    Pulau Asmara
21. 
    
    2012
22. 
    
    Zombieland
23. 
    
    Vengeance
24. 
    
    Poker King
25. 
    
    Kungfu Tootsie
26. 
    
    Avatar
27. 
    
    Final Destination
28. 
    
    Jump
29. 
    
    Bodyguard & Assasins
30. 
    
    The Fourth Kind
31. 
    
    The Box
32. 
    
    Sorority Row
33. 
    
    Tsunami
34. 
    
    White Out
35. 
    
    The Princess and the Frog
36. 
    
    Unbelievable (Documentary)
37. 
    
    Confessions of a Shopaholic
38. 
    
    Ip Man 2 (2x)
39. 
    
    Rebellion
40. 
    
    Haunted Room
41. 
    
    Here Comes Fortune
42. 
    
    Clash of the Titans
43. 
    
    Tiger Woohoo
44. 
    
    Just Another Pandora's Box
45. 
    
    Robin Hood
46. 
    
    Nightmare on Elm Street
47. 
    
    Tooth Fairy
48. 
    
    Hooperz
49. 
    
    14 Blades
50. 
    
    When in Rome
51. 
    
    Did You Hear about the Morgans
52. 
    
    Wolfman
53. 
    
    Cirque du Freak
54. 
    
    Confucious
55. 
    
    True Legend
56. 
    
    Ice Kacang
57. 
    
    Spy Next Door
58. 
    
    Haunted University
59. 
    
    Phobia2
60. 
    
    Remember Me
61. 
    
    Date Night
62. 
    
    Iron Man
63. 
    
    Hot Summer Days
64. 
    
    All's Well Ends Well
65. 
    
    Pocong
66. 
    
    Beauty on Duty
67. 
    
    Ju On
68. 
    
    Friday the 13th
69. 
    
    Future X-cop
70. 
    
    Being Human
71. 
    
    Furry Vengeance
72. 
    
    Valentine's Day
73. 
    
    Where Got Ghost
74. 
    
    Paranormal Activity
75. 
    
    The Haunting
76. 
    
    Little Big Soldier
77. 
    
    Fire
78. 
    
    Semerah Cinta Stiletto
79. 
    
    It's Complicated

awww shucks short by 1 movie to hit 80!!

what? Don't believe?

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not convincing enough??

i thought so

i took many more hahaha

so how? convinced or not?

well i don really care

but at the rate that we are going

there is a big possibility of lack of movies to watch

actually it has already happened twice

and for those few nights we were bored to the skull

we started out as normal patrons

in the end we decided it was better to join as a member and

get a tad discount ....kiasu heh

the numbers don't lie

watching movies can be pretty expensive too

comparable to clubbing

at least for me cause i don't drink

let us say movie tickets are RM10 on average

79x10=790

790x2 pax= RM1580

and that does not include drinks, popcorns, munchies yadda yadda yadda

or starbux and coffee bean

or a t shirt or two before the movies begin

so which movie did i like best

can anyone GUESS?

email me at ericka.law@gmail.com

to get a mysterious FREE gift

if you can tell me what my top 3 movies are ...

Good luck

Hugga-Bugs!!

e

 

10 things i want xxxx lolol

here's my top ten list of wants

in random order

• longer hair .. Rapunzel-like.. almost there
• finish blinging my hello kitty calculator
• Balenciaga got it or Miu Miu bag
• white 16gb 3gs iPhone (yes i know i have a BB)
• more holidays (only one faraway trip to Taiwan in October)
• another LV wallet for baby ---- got him a MontBlanc already
• remove unwanted scars on me legs .. first session today
• lose 10kg before i go to Taiwan
• maybe a home system been thinking for quite long
• F . A . I . R . E . R

actual list is longer

but let's not be greedy and be content with a few items that i recently got

and no this entry is not an insinuation for my baby!!

don't perasan la k?

everybody has a secret wish list

these are just some of things i yearn for
okla i got quite alot of stuff lately
more Tiffany necklaces - and i want more
very expensive watch from baby

peace . love . happiness

~e~

what is love

flying across several continents to see a loved one?

donating an organ to saved your other half?
spending a small fortune to see half a smile form on her face?
taking mental notes of what she likes and doesn't?
impress her with your status and fame?
buying her jewelry she can show off among her sisterhood?
telling her you love her as often as possible?
walking hand in hand on the beach?


catch her when she falls?

doesn't it feel bad when someone you care about and trust lies?

xoxo
e ponders

going into

utter meltdown
cause my parents will be leaving for KL tomorrow
so will my brother to Miri for work
that leaves me home alone
a situation i loathe really
first of all, there will be no one to hassle
i hassle my dad the most
and he will be leaving on a jet plane early tomorrow
and they won't be back until Sunday
"grabs head"
OH EM GEE

i spent most of tonight wondering what to do in their absence
during my younger days occasions like these call for a celebration
call up a few friends and party till the wee hours of dawn
but my old lifestyle will not catch up with me
by choice of course
and i won't want it back either
but i will be lonely and i would have to learn to cope
without them by my side
not like its the first time
but insecurity is something i don't crave

sending them off first thing tomorrow
and then i plan to hit the gym
after playing truant today
after which i would probably sleep for a couple of hours
before ..... WHAT??????
life is already mundane for me
what more to say without my family members around me
fifi probably doesn't even know what is going on

but i'm sure he will feel what i am about to feel
when i leave for KL on Saturday
insecure
haha
i love my precious family
period


much love
e

i miss

handwritten mails
snail mails from overseas
they come with foreign stamps
ones you've never seen before
and then you ponder if u'll ever receive them again
it was such joy to read them
pity the collection will cease to grow
lest he writes again
but will he?


xoxo
missing foreign envelopes

Ambassadors Ahoy

if you think this is an ad think again

if you think we went for a photoshoot think again

or if you think that we are paid a lucrative sum don even think about it

don't ask why

some things are better left not known

its just a freaking poster to match my top

tra la la

and you were thinking

woot***

mention my name and get a 30% discount only for the super duper yummy original glazed ones

xoxo

krispy is the kreme

do i have

good credibility
gah hah hah
just this tuesday i paid all my bills
all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
burnt a hole in my pockets it did
but at least they won't be able to leech me on late payments or minimum payments
lets see

i'm trying to recall if there were any big purchases this week
first up
revitalash which promises to encourage eyelash growth
that cost a whopping RM548 for 4mll
expensive can?
then there were little purchases books and stuff
cleared my card bills
and i'm 7k poorer

what do i do?
stick my head in the toilet and flush it down
sienz


xoxo
e feels handicapped

it happened

the unimaginable
it did
unpredicted
uninhibited
but not as wild i thought it would be
but it was all good

by the way
i walked out on surrogates
bruce willis just looked funny with hair
that wasn't the real reason
i was just sleepy
instead i went for chicken rice
speaks volumes


xoxo
e is surprised

i super adore

this

i have something similar
now all i have to do is look for a runway
the things i do to please myself
what?
girls just wanna have fun
you've heard it
now sing with me

xoxo
eeeks is bored