May 25, 2010

So what do you think?

men are always condemning women for no reasons in particular
and it is high time for women to defend themselves
like if they see bad driving
to them, it's gotta be a woman
never the men
it is like they think they are of another, far more superior species
kid you not
it's just another inflated ego of theirs

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got this from my email
thought i'd share it with everyone, particularly the girls ;)
lolol men, just take it with a pinch of salt

what is the difference btw men and puppies?
puppies grow up

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Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
because they are

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What do men have in common with ceramic tiles
Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever

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if you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit ground first?
who cares?

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What did God say after he created man?
I can do better than this! and then he created women!!

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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO
I don't know, I've never seen either

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What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
a) no mind b) no business

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Why did Moses wander in the dessert for 40 years?
Because even back then men wouldn't ask for direction

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What is the difference between men and pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink..

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What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying
The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intentions of driving

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What do you do with a man who thinks he is God's gift?
Exchange him

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Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract!!

Having gone through these main points
tell me you don't agree with me
hugs-a bugs
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