July 16, 2010

Lame but worth a few laughs

A school girl says, "Mummy i know where babies come from!"


Mum replies, "From where sweetie?"


Girl: "Man and woman take their clothes off and man's thingy sort of sticks out and woman puts it in her mouth and sucks it, that's how you get babies."


Shaking her head, Mum says," Oh darling, that's so sweet but that's not how we get babies. That's how we get flowers, jewelry, clothes, chocolates and all expensive items."


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Source: Olivia